mary

mary

@shalaby

mary

my name is mary

New York, NY

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if ur cute no one ever guesses its u
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she is so weird. i love her even tho she is weird.
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narrated by Obamna. lemme tell ya, those cuddle fish horn... more
joseph from koeppel subaru, you stole money from me. prep... more
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i was an english major…didn’t read a single book through.... more
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born two days apart. she is my will to live. i love her.
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easy, cute, and youthful but still classy. my go to for w... more
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bonus points if ur wearing capris. it just feels right an... more
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i don’t even know who this man is. he is both so frustrat... more
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my mom told me to do this. it’s so cute! no one does it a... more
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he will give you a big hug, take you to smoke a ciggy, an... more
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time of my fucking life. every time i do it. so awesome a... more
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it’s kind of my bed now. he is in the shower but lord kno... more
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who is gonna rob a moving target???? NO ONE!!!
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they glow red and then POP. blasting those things back to... more
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really nice guy. funny too! so happy to have him. he will... more
14dbeer
like YUMMMMMM I FUCKING LOVE LEMONADE AND BEER SO YEAH
so fun, especially with friends. did this to the boy i wa... more
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if ur lucky, you might just get to keep it! sorry @Bebe L... more
this will make it so u can get away with so many things! ... more
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i don’t care if it’s bad. it hurts sooooooo good mama mia... more
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those are his. not mine.
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useful in many different conversations
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gatekept these for a year…time to share with the world. m... more
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my dog stopped being a capital C cunt w this thing on
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i can sniff this out like a damn pig sniffing out a truff... more
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self explanatory
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Claire
this spoke to me
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hits every time